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Assay office · Open to everyone

Is itreal?bite it.

$BITE is a coin for everyone who has ever tested something with their teeth. Real gold leaves a mark.

Bites tested: 0 · Verdict: Untested

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$BITE
Metal
Gold
Pair
GLDx
Preferred test
Bite
Teeth required
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Result
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Every coin gets bitten.

No coins were harmed. Several were eaten. The certainty bar goes up with every bite and, by law, never reaches a hundred.

Bites tested0On this device
Coins eaten0Please stop
VerdictUntestedSubject to teeth

Certainty: 0% (never 100)

Assay opens at launch · a new certificate every 1,000 holders

Paired with GLDx

Real gold, on the side.

$BITE launches with a GLDx pair. Holder rewards are paid in GLDx, a tokenized gold token. The coin itself is a meme: it is not gold and it is not redeemable for gold.

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$BITE
Pair
GLDx
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Bite Chronicles · clipped from the news

Gold gets tested. Constantly.

True stories about checking whether a thing is what it says it is. Every one links to its source.

A gold medal on a ribbon with a bite taken out of its edge
No. 1 · Olympics.com · ExplainedArchive

They are not testing it. They are posing.

Traders did bite gold coins, because soft gold dents. Olympians bite medals for another reason: the photographers ask for the shot. Medals have not been solid gold since 1912.

A German luger chipped a tooth doing it, on a silver medal.

Read the source
An old coin press with gold coins, scales, a ledger and a quill
No. 2 · Numismatic NewsOct 17, 2017

Isaac Newton had a second job: catching fakes.

Made Warden of the Royal Mint in 1696, Newton found many coins from the great recoinage were counterfeit, and built cases against forgers himself. William Chaloner was hanged at Tyburn in 1699.

In all he prosecuted 28 coiners.

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A gold bar cut in half showing a grey core, next to a scale and a handheld scanner
No. 3 · MINING.COMMar 26, 2012

Looked like gold. Weighed two grams short.

A one-kilogram bar with a tungsten core turned up in the UK, certificate and all. Staff at a scrap dealer noticed the missing weight, and a handheld XRF read 99.998% gold: it only measured the shell.

The bar passed the eye test and the paperwork.

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A gold bar in a vise with a drill bit spilling grey shavings
No. 4 · NBC NewsArchive

He drilled the bar. It was tungsten.

A Manhattan jeweller paid about $100,000 for bars from a regular supplier, then drilled into several and found grey tungsten, which weighs nearly the same as gold. The Secret Service was reportedly looking into it.

Drill first, trust later.

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Assay rules

  • Do not swallow
  • Do not bite hard
  • Do not trust glitter
  • Do not bring a hammer
  • Keep it real
Certificate of assayDept: teeth
Certificate
BITE-0001
Subject
$BITE
Metal
Gold
Pair
GLDx
Method
Bite
Result
Leaves a mark
Contract
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